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White Belt Confident this Yummy Protein Drink will Balance Out Lifetime of Poor Nutrition

Three-stripe white belt Robert Clawhammer firmly believes that drinking a delicious chocolatey protein drink after training will definitely erase the…

“Jiu Jitsu Excellent for Health and Fitness,” says 27-year old with Prematurely Aging, Decrepit Body

Jiu jitsu is one of the best things you can do to keep yourself feeling young and healthy, according to…

Gabi Garcia Declares She’s Done Fighting the Elderly, Moves on to Toddlers

“I need a challenge,” said the towering Brazilian femme fatale. Gabi Garcia has until now taken the traditional Brazilian early-career…

Special Report: 86% of Superfights Not Very Super At All

In a recent report conducted here at The Awkward Shaka, it has been revealed that over 80 percent of so-called…

Unconfirmed Reports Suggest Gunnar Nelson Expressed an Emotion Once

In a flurry of speculation, MMA and grappling pundits are insinuating that Gunnar Nelson may have once expressed an emotion.…

Jiu Jitsu Community Eagerly Awaits Next Wealthy Benefactor

Members of the jiu jitsu community, traditionally used to having their art supported by rich patrons, wonders who will come…

Online Training Guru to Release Infinitely Self Referencing E-Book on How to be an Online Training Guru

Malfoy Flukewhale, online training guru and black belt author of “White belt to Black Belt in 15 Minutes – the…

Coach Admits Winning is All That Matters

Hendrick Borlax, head coach of Lambert & Butler Martial Arts Academy, recently admitted that “winning is the most important part…

Jiu Jitsu Expert Validates Years of Training by Catching Mother-in-Law’s Falling Crockery

While eating a family dinner at a his mother-in-law’s house over the holiday season, Chaz Chazzerton noticed a plate falling from…

Area Student Successfully Avoids Gaze of Badasses During Class

James Killdump, of Johnny Walker Jiu Jitsu in Wilmington, OK, managed to avoid sparring with anyone who could have given…

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