In a recent report conducted here at The Awkward Shaka, it has been revealed that over 80 percent of so-called…
Unconfirmed Reports Suggest Gunnar Nelson Expressed an Emotion Once
In a flurry of speculation, MMA and grappling pundits are insinuating that Gunnar Nelson may have once expressed an emotion.…
Jiu Jitsu Community Eagerly Awaits Next Wealthy Benefactor
Members of the jiu jitsu community, traditionally used to having their art supported by rich patrons, wonders who will come…
Online Training Guru to Release Infinitely Self Referencing E-Book on How to be an Online Training Guru
Malfoy Flukewhale, online training guru and black belt author of “White belt to Black Belt in 15 Minutes – the…
Coach Admits Winning is All That Matters
Hendrick Borlax, head coach of Lambert & Butler Martial Arts Academy, recently admitted that “winning is the most important part…
Jiu Jitsu Expert Validates Years of Training by Catching Mother-in-Law’s Falling Crockery
While eating a family dinner at a his mother-in-law’s house over the holiday season, Chaz Chazzerton noticed a plate falling from…
Area Student Successfully Avoids Gaze of Badasses During Class
James Killdump, of Johnny Walker Jiu Jitsu in Wilmington, OK, managed to avoid sparring with anyone who could have given…
14 Year Old BJJ Prodigy to Publish Self Help Book Based on her Instagram
“As a 14-year old with over 612 followers on Instagram, I have enough of an understand of life that people…
Ex-Boxer Dad Gives Terrible Advice to Son at Jiu Jitsu Competition
In West Finklehorn, Nebraska, an over-enthusiastic dad was heard repeatedly giving his son terrible advice during his first ever competition. “Listen,…
Confirmed: Jiu Jitsu is Basically an Easier Version of Wrestling
The Winston Churchill Institute of Scientifical Analysations has recently completed a study and come to the conclusion that jiu jitsu is…
