While eating a family dinner at a his mother-in-law’s house over the holiday season, Chaz Chazzerton noticed a plate falling from…
Area Student Successfully Avoids Gaze of Badasses During Class
James Killdump, of Johnny Walker Jiu Jitsu in Wilmington, OK, managed to avoid sparring with anyone who could have given…
14 Year Old BJJ Prodigy to Publish Self Help Book Based on her Instagram
“As a 14-year old with over 612 followers on Instagram, I have enough of an understand of life that people…
Ex-Boxer Dad Gives Terrible Advice to Son at Jiu Jitsu Competition
In West Finklehorn, Nebraska, an over-enthusiastic dad was heard repeatedly giving his son terrible advice during his first ever competition. “Listen,…
Confirmed: Jiu Jitsu is Basically an Easier Version of Wrestling
The Winston Churchill Institute of Scientifical Analysations has recently completed a study and come to the conclusion that jiu jitsu is…
Exclusive: Dan Does Actually Soak his Gi in Piss Before Training
Area man Dan Macklehenny confirmed to The Awkward Shaka recently that he does indeed soak his gi in piss before…
BJJ Superstar Dreams of One Day Having Clickbait-heavy Blog Run by Soul-less Marketing Firm
World Champion Wanderlei De Silva Neto Braga Antunes Fonseca del Toro is one of the most successful and famous BJJ…
Definition of Creonte Updated to Reflect Delicate Nuances of Modern Day Jiu Jitsu
The term creonte is universally recognised as a word meaning “low down dirty traitorous scum”, and rightly so. Coined in…
10 Things you MUST KNOW as a brand new white belt!
All of us started at white belt. All of us. Except Chuck Norris, he spontaneously grew a black belt from…
In Depth: Every Single Positive Steroid Test Result was Just a Mysterious Mistake!
After extensive review of the facts, Awkward Shaka can now reveal that every single positive steroid test in BJJ (and…
