Three-stripe white belt Robert Clawhammer firmly believes that drinking a delicious chocolatey protein drink after training will definitely erase the … More
Author: Matt Benyon
“Jiu Jitsu Excellent for Health and Fitness,” says 27-year old with Prematurely Aging, Decrepit Body
Jiu jitsu is one of the best things you can do to keep yourself feeling young and healthy, according to … More
Gabi Garcia Declares She’s Done Fighting the Elderly, Moves on to Toddlers
“I need a challenge,” said the towering Brazilian femme fatale. Gabi Garcia has until now taken the traditional Brazilian early-career … More
Special Report: 86% of Superfights Not Very Super At All
In a recent report conducted here at The Awkward Shaka, it has been revealed that over 80 percent of so-called … More
Unconfirmed Reports Suggest Gunnar Nelson Expressed an Emotion Once
In a flurry of speculation, MMA and grappling pundits are insinuating that Gunnar Nelson may have once expressed an emotion. … More
Jiu Jitsu Community Eagerly Awaits Next Wealthy Benefactor
Members of the jiu jitsu community, traditionally used to having their art supported by rich patrons, wonders who will come … More
Online Training Guru to Release Infinitely Self Referencing E-Book on How to be an Online Training Guru
Malfoy Flukewhale, online training guru and black belt author of “White belt to Black Belt in 15 Minutes – the … More
Coach Admits Winning is All That Matters
Hendrick Borlax, head coach of Lambert & Butler Martial Arts Academy, recently admitted that “winning is the most important part … More
Jiu Jitsu Expert Validates Years of Training by Catching Mother-in-Law’s Falling Crockery
While eating a family dinner at a his mother-in-law’s house over the holiday season, Chaz Chazzerton noticed a plate falling from … More
Area Student Successfully Avoids Gaze of Badasses During Class
James Killdump, of Johnny Walker Jiu Jitsu in Wilmington, OK, managed to avoid sparring with anyone who could have given … More
