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Author: Martial Arts

BJJ Fanatics Sound Engineer Missing in Suspicious Circumstances

Boston, MA – Chester Festertester, the sound engineer who worked on the ill-fated original John Danaher “Leglocks: Enter the System” … More

Blue Belt Identifies as Black Belt, requests peers to use pronoun “Professor”

John Rambunk, a student at the Academy of Warm Fluffy Feelings in Boise, Idaho, has decided that the blue belt … More

Bellator Finally Reveal Photo of Dillon Danis’ Opponent

A photograph of Dillon Danis’ opponent for his MMA debut had been suspiciously absent from the Bellator website, however that … More

18th Century Samurais Issue Statement Publicly Distancing Themselves from Jiu Jitsu Bros

In a shock move this morning, the samurai of Japan, historical figures who faded from existence in the late 19th … More

EXCLUSIVE: Famed Black Belt Renato Laranja LIED about Resume, is a FRAUD

Renato Laranja, one of the most beloved figures in modern Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, may well have duped the entire jiu … More

BREAKING: Joe Rogan returns his black belt to Eddie Bravo, becomes full-time live-in student of John Danaher

Recently, John Danaher was a guest on the famous Onnit propoganda radio show known as the Joe Rogan podcast. During … More

Gordon Ryan Haters Desperately Seek New, Unreasonable Goals for Him to Accomplish

“Yeah, OK fine, he won the 88kg category on his first ever ADCC but so what? It was a shitty … More

13 Reasons to Watch ADCC Next Weekend! (Number 6 will blow you away!) (Number 3 is OK too I guess)

Porra! ADCC, the world’s premier semi-nude arm-wrestling contest, descends on a small town in Finland next weekend and it is … More

Conor Mcgregor Coach John Kavanagh Opens Up on Role on Game of Thrones

“To be sure I had a great time filming Game of Thrones,” says John Kavanagh, who leads a double life … More

Jiu Jitsu Blackbelt Actually Convinced his Topless Bathroom Selfies are Inspiring People

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt John Cocktosten seems to actually be convinced that by taking photos of his muscles in … More

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