Jesus Christ, lord and saviour, recently released a statement, as the number of professional and amateur fighters mentioning him before…
Seminar Student Effectively Paid $350 for One Technique
“I’m super stoked about it though,” said Brody Festertester, a blue belt at the Davidoff Lights Dojo in Boise, Idaho, who…
Past his Prime Guy Keeps Changing Profile Pic Back to That One Time He Competed
We have received reports that Fentiman McClintock, a blue belt who did a competition once, keeps changing his Facebook profile…
Brown Belt Politely Listens to New Student Who Just Watched Gracies in Action for the First Time
Local brown belt Mitchell Schumacher nodded and smiled politely for over 15 minutes yesterday as new student Desdemona Pilkington told him…
Local Student’s Diet to Commence “After All Chocolate and Beer In House Consumed”
Ramakin Bandersnatch, a blue belt training at the Lucky Strike academy in Colorado, is “literally just about to start a…
Woman Quits Jiu jitsu after finding Class Full of Girls
Valerie Krantz received the shock of a lifetime last week when she joined a Brazilian jiu jitsu school. “I wanted…
White Belt Suspects Recent Choke Was “Actually a Neck Crank”
Richy “Biltong” Richington, a three-stripe white belt training at Lucky Strike Academy in Botherington, tapped to a choke on Wednesday…
Kim Jong Un Refutes Gracies’ Claim, Says He Invented Jiu Jitsu
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has released a statement claiming that he is the inventor of the martial art…
Next ADCC to be Held on Abandoned Oil Rig in Alaska
ADCC Officials have informed grappling fans that the next iteration of the world’s most prestigious no gi grappling tournament will…
Keenan Cornelius Admits Youtube Commenter Cooolguy124 was Right
In a shocking turn of events, world champion Keenan Cornelius has admitted that YouTube commenter Cooolguy124 was “right all along.”…
The Awkward Shaka 