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Jiu Jitsu Student Completely Comfortable with his Terrible Stand-up Game

Tony Milknose, of Woollongong, Australia, says he’s been training jiu jitsu for nearly ten years and can’t do a single … More

Confusion Over Whether ‘Gi’ or ‘No Gi’ Considered ‘The Dark Side’

“I’d just always referred to no-gi as ‘the dark side’,” says Bill Transplants. “It was a given. If you train … More

Confirmed: The Old Judo Guy is Really Annoying

It has been confirmed today that the old judo guy who sometimes turns up to training is really annoying. “He … More

White Belt Finds Technique Difficult, Decides Crossfit will Help

Boris Felcher, who has been training at the Silk Cut Jiu Jitsu Academy since May this year, has found himself … More

Trending: 75% of Relatives Now Have Some Clue About Jiu Jitsu

Thanks to the tireless efforts of the jiu jitsu community, 75% of people’s relatives now how some idea about the … More

“Technique is More Important than Strength” Says 6 ft. 9 Musclebound Black Belt

“I have always said that technique will triumph over brute strength,” said Mauricio Bellman, who stands at six foot nine … More

Third Dan Blue Belt Struggles to Find Big Name Brand Sponsor

Graham Parsnips of Chester in the UK has found it next to impossible to secure a big name sponsor for … More

Athlete Unexpectedly Meets Crowdfunding Goal, Now Has to Actually Compete

William Tasslebunt, of London, England, woke up to a suprising email yesterday. “It was from Go Fund Me, saying I … More

Frustrated Blue Belt “Would Have Totally Won That Competition” If he Had Entered

A blue belt in New York said yesterday he “totally would have kicked ass in that competition,” if only he … More

Local Man Regrets Not Washing his Gi Before Training

“I thought I could get away with it,” Preston Grubinger is quoted as saying. Grubinger, a white belt training in … More

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