Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt John Cocktosten seems to actually be convinced that by taking photos of his muscles in the mirror, he’s helping people out.
I make sure to post at least twice a day showing off my muscles. If possible I get my brand new car in the picture, or my hot wife. They fucking love that shit.
According to Cocktosten, when people are feeling sad, vulnerable, or suffering from body image problems, what they really need to see is a photo of a topless man flexing in the mirror, showing off his material wealth and fighting prowess. Although this flies in the face of all modern science, Cocktosten is a black belt in jiu jitsu, therefore correct.
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