Gordon Ryan updates “Respect Everyone” tattoo to “Respect Nobody” – ‘Because people fucking suck’

Gordon Ryan has long sported a tattoo that says “Respect Everyone.” Recently, however, he has realized that most people are total idiots. “Originally I wanted to change it to say ‘Respect like 2 people maybe: Renzo, Danaher, and a couple of others‘ but that was a little too wordy and wouldn’t look great. Also Jon is really annoying and sometimes I think he is going to murder me while I sleep.”

Gordon, who is the no-gi goat and much better than Felipe Pena now, added the following:

“When I was young and dumb I thought everyone deserved respect. Now at the wise old age of 25 I have come to realize that almost everyone is a fucking douche-bag and I hate them all.”

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